Austria is
Goschpoidlistan, the land of the Goschpoidls. A Goschpoidl is usually a male
human being whose job it is to irritate you completely.
My recent
Goschpoidl encounters happened on the train between Vienna and Linz and on a
mountain summit in Upper Austria.
The
train-Goschpoidl seems to be a social worker, a really unusual profession for a
Goschpoidl. However, his task is to involve you in a conversation by making
statements about your computer. After this he will make sexist or other
doubtful comments and drink his beer all along. I adore him, because he looks
so harmless and humble: But beware of the Goschpoidl: He is a full-bred xenophobe
and sexist.
The other
Goschpoidl roams the mountains of Upper Austria and Steiermark. He tries to
bemoan the weather if he can and then sit on your lap for a rest.
I wonder
what the Bauernbergpark Man would have to say to the matter of Goschpoidls.
If I understand that correctly then the goal of a Goschboidl is to irritat somebody. An irritation is a kind of allegic reaction. It´s something which affects us and make us feel something. "Irritability is an excessive response to stimuli" (Wiki). Imagine a world without Goschboidls. There would be nobody to let us feel and see our heart and soul. With those kind of irritations we can feel us clearer. Without stimuli we could not improove ourselfes.
ReplyDeleteSo we must thank every Goschboidl in our life for opening us and let us see!
Thank you Goschboidls for helping me become a better hu(man).
After reading this Blog and writing some comments I found a Goschboidl. Let´s say it´s not a he or she, it´s a it. That Goschboidl or also named Online-Goschboidl is coming when pressing the Publish button. Writing down ficitve numbers to proove I´m human let me think, that even Online-Goschboidl is asking me directly: Are you human?
ReplyDeleteAnd even the fact that this Online-Goschboidl is asking me after every comment "Are you human?" "Are you human?" "Are you human?", it helps to look at my patience level, my respect for letting everybody be as they are and my empathie.
Online-Goschboidl or Goschboidl, maybe they are all different with their low/high (memory) capacities... just as mine!
Thanks again (Online) Goschboidl.