Trainology, Timeology, Sociogology

Trainology is the science of sitting in a train, and even sometimes standing and is an interdisciplinary endeavor. It is partly anthropology and partly sociology. And science and technology studies because the train is moving.
Case study: Why do people not grasp the concept of silent coaches?

Timeology is more of an art form between physics, sociology and time management. I have stolen the term from Douglas Adams of course.
Case study: Why is it that we cannot own time and why that is a pity for capitalism?

Sociogology is not a misspelling of sociology. No. It is the sociology of sociogols, who are a subgroup of sociologists who call themselves sociogols.
Case study: The history of sociolé.

Of course we can invent many names for sciences. Some are more accurate or important some are less entertaining. There are as many sciences as band names.
Still the guys, two rows away, keep ranting on about bullshit, as loud as possible, using the cell phone too, sitting in the silent coach.
Still I wonder, where the saying "time is money" comes from. Please don't tell me. Sure it was not Buddha who said that.
Still I miss my sociogolic friends sometimes. Discussions in the dark. Social sociology, not desktop sociology. Lively, interactive, multi-facetted.

I'm not far from home, still on the train, still listening to the silent coach barbarians, still considering:

Trainology, Timeology, Sociogology