Sochi

Some time ago I had a very strenuous but enlightening conversation with a full-time professional blogger, who earns money from advertisements in his blog. He said that it is crucial to head a blog entry with a controversial or at least actual topic, so that anyone looking for that issue would come to YOUR page.

You might think that I am following that advice right now.

However, I want to analyse the not very obvious connection between the Bauernbergpark Man and the current Olympic games.

Two years ago, the Bauernbergpark Man gathered gravel, for his small gravel heaps, when he moved backward and scared away a bird, a sparrow by the way. This bird flew to a nearby restaurant to get some breadcrumbs for his naturally occurring hunger. He found some and as an exchange gift, he defecated on the stone floor of the restaurant garden. I came along and walked into the faeces, thus carrying along the bird excrements to my home where I left my shoe in front of the door. How the shoe and the bird excrements find their connection to the women’s ski jump final in Sochi is obvious now, isn’t it. We (Austria) won a silver medal in this competition, and if the Bauernbergpark Man knew about all that he would be very happy about it.